"Captain American doesn't have a gun, so he can't be the Line Leader. He will be the Door Holder."
"Mom, can you go to work? I want to play Marvel Ultimate Alliance."
"Because I did." - Audrey's response to my question as to why she dumped a cup of water on the cat
"I can't go outside and play. My batteries are dead."
"But I can't go to bed; Iron Man needs me!" - (btw, this was Audrey, not Bishop)
"I went to time out because... MOM! LOOK! A SQUIRREL!" - seriously.
"Mom, Dad kicked your butt." (Stupid Words With Friends game. Every time they see me play it, they tell me.)